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Saturday, December 6, 2008

Sit Around Saturday

Well, the weather has not improved much and the weatherman is predicting high temperatures in the thirties for the next four or five days. That together with the rain and fog is incentive enough to stay inside. I have been catching up on my reading and writing and doing some research on the internet.
Now I wouldn't exactly call this research but here are some hillbilly jokes I found while searching know how I like those hillbilly jokes since I are one.

Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the Presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."

A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"

and my favorite one.

In the mountains of Tennessee there is a hillbilly who is still untouched by the complexities of modern economics. He depends on the nearby river and forest for his fish and meat, grows a few vegetables, and drinks spring water. A neighbor visited him recently and urged him to wise up, move to a city and get a job in a factory that was paying high wages.
"You ain't getting anywhere just staying here where you was born, doin' nothin'," the neighbor said.

"Ain't gettin' nowhere?" the hillbilly exclaimed. "I wouldn't say that! When my pappy died and left me, I didn't have nothin'. But look at me now. I got nine dogs!"

And that's it for today!


Speedy said...

You did it again JJ. I will steal those from you so I can tell my friends here. I love your jokes.

Joe and Sherri

Leno said...

Cool Jenny, you always bring a smile to my face..