Perks of Old Age

Well, someone reminided me I am not getting older just better. I thought I would share a few perks of old age with you.


Perks of Old Age

1. Kidnappers are not very interested
in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a
burning building.



4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I
wake you?”

5. People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the
hard way....

7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 P.M.

9. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

10. You enjoy hearing about other
people’s operations.

That's it for today!!