A New Blanket

Well, I asked Santa for a new blanket but he must have been a little confused about my request. He brought me a fresh blanket of snow.
And it snowed off and on all day. There was not as much snow as had been predicted and that made me happy. All in all it was a good day.

Too many presents, too much food, and too much fun!!

Here are a couple things that may tickle your funny bone as they did mine.


A guy's wife was nagging him hard for a four-wheeler but still he bought her a beautiful extravagant diamond ring for Christmas. The husband's friend was amazed at his decision and asked him in secret, "Why couldn't you buy a car instead of the diamond ring?" The husband smiled and answered, "Fake cars are not easy to find."
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Two little boys went to their grandparents' place for Christmas. At bedtime, the youngest one began to pray at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

The older brother exclaimed, "Why are you shouting? Do you think God is deaf." The little one promptly replied, "Nope! But Grandma certainly is!"
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A guy goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Oh my! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?"
"Well ... the only thing I can think of is this ... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it ... Hollandaise sauce she called it ... and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything ... meat, fish, toast, vegetables ... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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That's it for today.