Well, someone reminided me I am not getting older just better. I thought I would share a few perks of old age with you.
Perks of Old Age
1. Kidnappers are not very interested
2. In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I
5. People no longer view you as a
6. There is nothing left to learn the
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 P.M.
9. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
10. You enjoy hearing about other
That's it for today!!